I just found out that Jessica Alba is pregnant!
How the hell did this happen?
Don't get me wrong. I don't have a problem dating single mothers --especially famous ones. Unfortunately, from where I'm sitting, it looks like her relationship with whatever-the-hell-his-name-is has gotten a lot more serious.
What's he got that I haven't got?
I mean, aside from hair, a low-percentage of body fat, youth, money and smashing good looks?
I swear, if she gets married to this goon, I am going to turn into a cutter.
I guess I'll just have to find another smokin' hot celebrity to fixate on... Anyone got any suggestions?
-DP
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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 12/12/2007 03:17:00 PM
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