Monday, December 10, 2007

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Here Comes Therapy!


One of these days, that child is going to wake up, see those severed hands, and it's a short trip straight to Wacky Town for that poor child. Either that, or the child will develop an unhealthy obsession with gnawing on fingers.

Yes, folks. You can get these freaky hand-pillow things for your needy, codependent bundle of joy. I don't know what the true purpose is other than to condemn a child to a lifetime of terrible nightmares of being pawed up by disembodied hands that somehow have a parent's "scent" upon them.

Here's the link to the Zaky Infant Pillow.

Creepy? Hell yes!

-DP
(via BoingBoing)


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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 12/10/2007 04:00:00 PM

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