Hey all. Sorry I've not been able to write a whole heck of a lot lately (I apologize if you've gotten too much work done). Things here have been made difficult as a result of a nasty explosion of arthritis which has made things like typing, walking and pretty much anything else quite difficult and painful.
My thumbs don't really work all that well, and though I like bananas, I really don't want to loose my opposable little gift which separates me from my banana-chomping primate brethren. I need my thumbs. And, the use of a couple of fingers, would be nice as well. Not many. All I really need to survive are two thumbs, my index fingers and a semi-functional, pain-free middle finger for driving purposes.
Anyway, my doctor is leery to prescribe painkillers, and over the last couple of days, I've been reduced to begging like a strung-out junkie as I've called and said that the 10 to 12 Advil I take over the course of a day are just not cutting the mustard. Ergo, I would like a new mustard cutter.
From what I understand, good, moral folks such as Rush Limbaugh have a whole medicine cabinet full of mustard-cutting narcotics which, ironically, he doesn't need. Perhaps I will call his radio show and say "Hey! I need to open a can of soup, so don't bogart the percosets you dumb, fat bastard."