After a recent study, AOL is asking the question: Why are people in Denmark so happy?
Now, I don't know if AOL realizes this or not, but Copenhagen, Denmark is where the citizens of Amsterdam go when THEY want to party like Euro-touring American college kids seeking to "find themselves." They've got more than enough porn, herring and aqua vite to make even the surliest of people feel a slight, fuzzy warmth. And, trust me, if you're ever unhappy in Denmark, chances are you're not going to remember it. You'll just assume from the knots on your head and the pocketful of missing money that you must have had a damn good time. In fact, I think the only legitimately unhappy people in Denmark are in jail, and I don't think they were polled in this survey.