Alright... alright... I'll talk. Just stop beating me silly. What is that? A bar of soap in a sweatsock?
Good choice for interrogations, actually. Best to keep the blood on the inside rather than mop up the mess later, right? Cleanliness is next to godliness, after all.
Anyway, I asked you to ask me, and, though I wasn't expecting The Spanish Inquisition, ask you did. I think it actually came out to twenty questions, ironically. It was a lot of fun, and hopefully I've eased some of your curiosity. So, here's the transcript of a not-too brutal or bloody interrogation:
Question from Jackie:
Have you ever been married, or close to it? Is Allison a serious lady friend...or just a casual dating experience?
Children are somewhat like potato chips, I think. I currently don't have any, but I do like potato chips. However, you have to be careful. Sometimes when you stick your hand into the bag, it will rip open, and before you know it, your lap is filled with the greasy little bastards.
What do you do for a living exactly that pays the rent?
I've got a question for ya. Have you ever thought about writing a book...or a column....?
Question from Dawn:
Since you and I tend to get stuck conversing about food - what was the grossest thing you've ever eaten? Why'd ya eat it? And would you eat it again? This is fun! Great game! Oh - and If i can have one more - did YOU attend your ten year high school reunion?
A "Distracted Mind" surely must have some extraordinary dreams. I'm curious to know about your mind at rest. Firstly, do you remember your dreams? Do you dream in color? What is one of the strangest dreams you can remember? (And, can share)"
Does all that cheese you eat leave you constipated? LOL I just hadda' ask! <grin>
Hello again......here's another question: What's your favorite color?
Favorite movie. Favorite hoilday? Favorite smell.