I'm a thief.
Anyway, The game is pretty simple. You ask me a question --any question-- in the comment thread, and I will answer them in the next couple of days. That's it. Ask early and often!
So, have fun, leave some questions, and play nice (kinda). I can't promise you'll get a "serious" answer, but you're obviously welcome to try.
P.S. If you wish to remain anonymous, you can also email your question if you don't want to leave it in the comment thread. Just send the mail to DPoem@aol.com with the subject: QUESTION.