Pretty huh?
That's a picture of my ex-girlfriend and her delightful daughter. I think I posted this a while ago, but I'm currently too lazy to look.
Anyway, beneath that façade of the wonderful, loving mother lurks a blood-thirsty, homicidal maniac.
Case in point: Earlier today, I sent a harmless, friendly email to her to inquire about her day of office drudgery, and to perhaps see if she could, quite possibly, extrapolate on a business venture she touched upon in an earlier email. I wasn't expecting the following response:
"Good thing I'm not sitting next to you, I'd have to smack you!"
Yes. I'm beginning to think the reason she and I didn't work out is because my idea of a romantic evening does not include me curling up into a ball on the floor with my hands covering my head while she repeatedly kicks me in the kidneys.
-DP
What? You don't like being kicked in the kidneys?
ReplyDeleteGood luck finding a girl who wont want to jam you in the side with a stilletto at some point in time.
:-P
Tootles,
Amanda :)
http://journals.aol.com/trickeytricky/CountryMyKindaLivin
P.S. -> If she happens to stumble across your journal I am sure she is just going to fall in love with you all over again for calling her a "blood-thirsty, homicidal maniac" - - - ah yes Dan, the least of your worries is getting a kick in the kidney.
ReplyDeleteJust looking out for you,
Amanda :)
Hey! don't knock it till you've tried it! B.
ReplyDeleteMy first question has to be why she turned into a homicidal maniac? Was this a gradual thing that came up as your relationship progressed, or was the tendency there all along?
ReplyDeleteMy second question is this:
If you know she is a homicidal maniac, then why are you bothering to discuss a business venture of any sort with her? If she's not a good relationship partner, then why would you want to be involved with a business venture with her?
It's not my business, I know. Still, I think it is sort of weird that you would e-mail a woman who makes you fear for your mortality. Perhaps you have a thing for being threatened?
Anyway, I say steer clear of her. We sorta, kinda, like you and want you to continue to live in J-Land.
Jess
http://journals.aol.com/aurielalata/CIWTheOtherInvisible
http://awomanvisible.blogspot.com
lol...i think you secrety enjoy being kicked in the kidneys....lol Julie
ReplyDeleteSo, just why are you not seeing her any more? ;)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful photo, btw.
-- Robin
That really is scary. You're giving me flashbacks. I am sincerely sorry that you were abused. She is Evil. Devil Mommy.
ReplyDeletewell her daughter is lovely. LOL. I think I would stay away from her.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, she's a sweetheart. She just doesn't censor her thoughts when it comes to me. I like that. But, in all honesty, she couldn't harm a fly.
ReplyDelete-Dan
She sounds perfectly normal and rational to me. I'm sure she knew that you were due a smack for something or other.
ReplyDeleteLori
The question here is, what EXACTLY did you say to her. I think she was provoked. They look very sweet~!
ReplyDeleteTerry Ü
What the heck is wrong with a good smack between ex's? I do it all the time! It helps to keep the non relationship healthy! ;0
ReplyDeleteJackie