Monday, June 26, 2006

English Eye Candy...

 
    A conversation last night went a little like this:
 
Her:         "What are you watching?"
Me:          "I recorded the England-Ecuador match."
Her:         "But you already watched it earlier today."
Me:          "I know."
Her:         "So, why are you watching it again?"
Me:          "I..."
Her:         "Are you watching Beckham's goal?"
Me:          "Sort of..."
Her:         "Dan?"
Me:          "Yes?"
Her:         "How many times are you going to watch his wife jump up and down?"
Me:          "I'm supposed to order a pizza, aren't I?"
Her:         "Yes."
 
    What can I say?  So what if I am easily distracted by small, shiny objects like Victoria Beckham? 
 
-DP
 

8 comments:

  1. How could you see her?  She is no bigger than a minute!  Turn her sideways and she becomes a bobble head doll with sunglasses on!  

    Okay  okay.... I'm shutting it now! :P

    Jackie

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  2. Jackie?  They say the camera adds ten pounds.  

    -Dan

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  3. I suppose that is better than being distracted by large greasy objects. :-D

    Amanda :)
    http://journals.ol.com/trickeytricky/CountryMyKindaLivin

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  4. Beckham scored? Is that what happened? I've seen the sports highlights about four times today, and they keep showing that replay. But as far as I could tell, they never showed what she was cheering about. Gotta love ESPN.
    -Paul

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  5. The goal wasn't bad either. You know, the goal? B.

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  6. Does this mean that Janet Jackson's Wardrobe Malfunction is no longer the most-Tivo'ed moment in "sports"?

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  7. What was the attraction to watching her jump up and down....IF as Jackie said, she's no bigger than a minute??
    Pamela

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