Yeah... It's another meme...

     Here's a meme I swiped from Miss Jackie's journal Waiting to Exhale.  So, rather than chase bits of aluminum foil around the backyard (Ooo.. shiny objects), I figured I'd do this.  Enjoy!

 

1-What do you want people to say about you when you die?:  I think I would like them to say that I've made more people laugh than I've made cry, that I've made more people feel safe than I've scared, and that I've made more people happy than I've made sad. 

 

2-How long does it take you to get ready to go out?:    A couple of minutes, usually --more if I have to wear socks.   

 

3-If you were an animal what would you be?:  That's easy.  I'd be a sloth. 

 

4-What's your biggest fear?:  Buicks.  I don't really know what happens to people when they get behind the wheels of these cars, but it's pretty damn hazardous.   

 

5-What’s your most prized possesion?:   My coffee maker.  I'd be dead without it.       

 

6-What’s the funniest word you can think of:?  Snog.  

 

7-Do you get along with your parents?:  Definitely.  They're as crazy as I am, so, you know, "like minds" and all that. 

 

8-What do you look for in the opposite sex?:  Poor handgun skills.  Bad aim is very attractive in a woman.  

 

9-What was the most difficult thing you had to do?:  It's either: having to stop caring about my ex-girlfriend and her daughter, or the time I had to get shots of Novocain in the arthritic joints of my toes.  Both were pretty painful.

 

10-If you were given one day to live what would you do?:  Well, I'd probably spend the day getting rowdy with friends and family.  Then, in my final hour, I would go to the White House and kick George Bush and Dick Cheney in the balls several times. 

 

11-If you could relive any day of your life either for good or to change it what would it be?:  One summer day years ago, I was walking along the Dommel river in Eindhoven, Holland and saw this gorgeous woman, about my age, sitting on a bench reading a book.  She looked up, smiled at me, and my heart exploded.  I could pretty much relive that day over and over again.   

 

12-What's the worst feeling in the world?:   E-Coli food poisoning.  

 

The best?:    A hot head on a cold pillow.

 

13-If you could meet anyone who ever existed who would it be? why?:   See #11. 

 

14-What was the meanest thing you ever did as a little kid?:  I told all the other kids that every time they piss me off, God kills a kitten. 

 

15-What have you learned about love?:  It's a lot like a crate of dynamite.  You have to know how to handle it, or there's a pretty good chance you'll be blown to bits. 

 

16-How have you changed in the past year?:  I've become more consistent and unchanging over the past year.