Still... Bring 'em on, man!
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-DP
Update --The original link in the widget was broken, but it should work fine now. If it doesn't try this one: http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
If that doesn't work, I'll burn the place to the ground!
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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 1/21/2008 10:18:00 AM
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I took the damn quiz and I clicked on "what my score" and got an adevertizement. Now I am scared! How am I going to know if I can 5 year old Butt or not! Is it safe for me to enter a school?
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I can't help you with your Docter questions till I can figure this out!
:D Rosemary
While fighting over whether or not we would continue watching her "Buckethead" DVD, I was pinned by my 17 year old babysitter for over 20 minutes.
ReplyDeleteAlso... I had a student....19 years old, good-sized, very tough Southie kid... who came into school one day all busted up.
ReplyDelete"What the f*ck happened to you?"
"I fought like 20 5th graders."
"Mon dieu..."
"I was walking by a gang of them sitting on a stoop...they mouthed off to me... I told them to **** off..... then they came after me."
"This is exactly why I live in the suburbs, you know..."
"I was doing OK until my foot slipped off the curb... then they were on me like a pack of hyenas."
27, but I think my experience in really big swirling brawls when I was teaching may have influenced the score improperly. I'm sure you could beat me in under 10 seconds, and that includes chasing me down after I ran (although I'm very, very fast). I held off the babysitter for over 3 minutes before she got her hips on my chest.
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