[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Sign of the Apocalypse?

Now, it's a little strange for Hall & Oates to be canceling dates for their tour. However, what's even stranger is the excuse:

[T]he now-cleanshaven John Oates is busy working on a new cartoon in development about the superpowers of his formerly famous mustache. Seriously. (full, tragic story)

Umm... Yeah. You read that right. You didn't wake up and mistake blotter acid for your coffee creamer. And, though that bagel you had this morning may have been a little dodgy, you're not suffering any sort of odd hallucinations. They actually cancelled some shows because Oates, in all his oaty glory, is making a cartoon about his mustache's super powers.

Excuse me, but I think I need to go stick my head in the microwave.

-DP

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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 1/17/2008 02:23:00 PM