[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Terrorist Fist Jab?!?

Umm... Fox?

Hello? Fox News? Are you guys paying attention over there?

I'm not sure if you are, but I'm thinking you might want to sit down and have a little talk with your perky little muppet E.D. Hill about things like reality, terrorism... You know? Shit like that.

I mean, take a look at the first few seconds of this video:




I mean, do you guys even TRY to hide the fact that your entire network is nothing but a right-wing propaganda machine captained by a colossal douche who's teaming with a school of brainless pilot-fish you call journalists?

Seriously, people. "Terrorist, fucking, fist-jab?!?"

You have got to be kidding. The mind just staggers at the dizzying inanity of the folks at Fox. And, they call themselves a news outlet! And, people actually watch and gobble up this pablum as though it had some sort of connection to reality or current events or even freakin' journalism!

Gyaaagh! What a monstrous embarrassment this comically unqualified piece of mindless fluff E.D. Hill is.

Terrorist fist jab?

Terrorist... Fist... Jab...

Really, people. Try to wrap your mind around that. It's just not possible. It sinks Fox News to a level I've never imagined. These people are fucking morons! Do they sit around inside some little playpen and come up with this nonsense?

I want to know who crammed the idea of a terrorist fist jab into the empty head of E.D. Hill. She couldn't have come up with it herself. There's no way a career-oriented woman would ever broadcast such gleaming stupidity. So, where did this come from?

What Fox-flunky concocted the notion that bumping fists together --like hundreds, thousands, millions of sports people, bar patrons, etc.-- is something that should be tied to terrorism?

Holy fuck! Fox News is dumb!

Yowza! I feel sorry for anyone who watches Fox News.

Really... I can only laugh.

Terrorist... fist... jab...

Gyaagh!

-DP

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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 6/10/2008 03:43:00 PM