Stop It!

    Alright!  Stop emailing me!  I'll post it.  But first, the backstory:

    Apparently, some Pagans across the pond are tremendously offended over the fact that someone painted an underwear-clad Homer Simpson brandishing a doughnut beside their beloved fertility god: the club-wielding, and umm...  endowed Cerna Abbas Giant.  Of course, they're obviously going to be considerably more offended when they see that someone has only made it worse. 

    Hopefully, people will actually see the humor and manage a giggle rather than be offended.  Life's too short, and the Homer is, after all, temporary, and the Pagan giant has stood (or lain) for at least 400 years. 

    Now, if you are uncertain as to who would win in a fight between these two, obviously, the following image demonstrates the many uses of an oversized doughnut.  He shoots.  He scores!  That's certainly got to be worth something in the grand, cosmic metaphysical world of deities. 

    Of course, you just knew someone had to do it, didn't you?  I mean, when the static picture started making its way around the internet yesterday, the first thing I thought of when I saw it was:  Oh yeah.  Someone's definitely going to animate this.  I'm surprised it took this long.  

-DP