Friday, July 20, 2007

I Wonder if They'll Go Far Enough to Find His #%@&-ing Head?

    I'm going to tell the truth.  I honestly don't know how to feel about this
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Vice President Dick Cheney will serve as acting president briefly Saturday while President Bush is anesthetized for a routine colonoscopy, White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday.
    On the one hand, we've got President Bush suffering some major discomfort, which is good (in fact, I wish they'd use a 1990's-era Sony Handicam duct taped to the end of a two-by-four of rough-hewn pine for the procedure, but that's just the dreams of mad, little, evil me).   Perhaps, after waking up a wee bit sore in the trailer, George might be able to develop a little sympathy for what the average American has gone through these past six and a half years. 

    On the other hand, the phrase "Acting President Cheney" leaves a very bad taste in my mouth.  It's like chewing on a piece of stale, black licorice that's been dipped in goat vomit and doused with kerosene while a one-eyed midget with brass knuckles punches you in the plums. 

    Fortunately, this has happened before, and it was all uneventful.   Still...  If you should find yourself feeling a little unhappy or sad tomorrow, just try to imagine what our Commander in Chief is going through, and do try to smile. 



  1. Lets hope the camera is on the end of a F$£"^&% cannon!
    Gaz ;-)

  2. Well he being knocked out he won't feel a thing...unfortunately! God only knows....Cheney will probably take this opportunity to get what he wants done! Our planet will probably rotate backwards. Global Warming will rise & all the animals on the planet will start to howel! I say a good excuse to have sex...we might see the end of the world...ha!

  3. I think the real fun will start tonight!