Dear Loser...

    Here's a dramatic reading of a breakup letter that proves two things:

    First, other people's breakups are damn funny.  Also, sometimes it really does help to read these sorts of notes out loud before sending them along.  I mean, would a little punctuation be too much to expect?

    Still, the next time I break up with someone, I am SO going to use the line, you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons. 

-DP