Tuesday, May 15, 2007

What the...?

    Now, I swear.  Earlier this morning, I was preparing a rather substantial rant on how much I've come to hate, loathe, despise, and want to brutally murder the silly nimrod who created those insanely obnoxious Geico cavemen ads, when I saw this:

    ABC's New Shows for the 2007-08 Season

    What kind of brain-dead, lint-sucking stump would willingly create a show based around a ridiculously stupid ad campaign?  Didn't they learn anything from The California Raisins?  That was marginally appealing, but after ten minutes of having my entire existence saturated by a collection of dried fruit singing Motown hits, it was clear I'd had enough, and I quickly moved on to more entertaining things like razor blades and battery acid.

    So, what can we expect from the show Cavemen?  Well, here's a video preview (which, thankfully, my browser lacks the requisite plug-in needed to view the annoying thing), but I'm pretty sure it will be centered around flaccid jokes pertaining to banging rocks together to create fire and how the Stone Age act of clubbing doesn't quite fit with today's cosmopolitan, condo-dwelling caveman. 

    Gaaah!  Some things just shouldn't exist. 



  1. Okay, Dan, here here now, have some coffee or beer and some cheese and sausage or something.  It'll be okay.  Just don't watch it.  :)

  2. This is what I get for complaining about lousy reality shows.  Tina

  3. I'm tempted to say 'Only in America' but since there's every chance one of our tV channels is sure to snap it up for prime time viewing there seems little point. B.

  4. Looked like any other man show to me!

  5. Interesting . . . I heard that they were making a movie - at least that I could avoid that all together now there is a chance I may accidently flick into it.

    Amanda :]

  6. All I can say is, "Ug."


  7. Man, I'm right there with you. If that show does well we need to really petition for brain transplants!

    You know what bothers me just as much...that Comcast Spiderman one. I'm going to do a post on it. When he says "I webbed you that means you got the apt" in that voice it just gives me the willies!

  8. Yukko! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!(runs out of room out of breath)...

  9. I tried, I really did, I don't have a thing to say except people are truly ignorant and brain dead to find these guys even remotely amusing. (Hugs) Indigo