Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Now, I swear. Earlier this morning, I was preparing a rather substantial rant on how much I've come to hate, loathe, despise, and want to brutally murder the silly nimrod who created those insanely obnoxious Geico cavemen ads, when I saw this:
ABC's New Shows for the 2007-08 Season
What kind of brain-dead, lint-sucking stump would willingly create a show based around a ridiculously stupid ad campaign? Didn't they learn anything from The California Raisins? That was marginally appealing, but after ten minutes of having my entire existence saturated by a collection of dried fruit singing Motown hits, it was clear I'd had enough, and I quickly moved on to more entertaining things like razor blades and battery acid.
So, what can we expect from the show Cavemen? Well, here's a video preview (which, thankfully, my browser lacks the requisite plug-in needed to view the annoying thing), but I'm pretty sure it will be centered around flaccid jokes pertaining to banging rocks together to create fire and how the Stone Age act of clubbing doesn't quite fit with today's cosmopolitan, condo-dwelling caveman.
Gaaah! Some things just shouldn't exist.