Thursday, May 17, 2007

On Notice...

You brought this upon yourselves...            
    I didn't want to have to do this.  I really didn't.  However, I am afraid I am now going to have to declare war on the entire continent of South America.  It's been days since I posted a simple request for a single, simple visit, yet no one south of the Equator has dropped by, and my OCD has been kicked into overdrive to the point where I just don't think I can function.  Doesn't anyone down there have internet access?  Don't you care? 

    Look at my little map, for god's sake.  What do I have to do? 

    I love the drug cartels!  I love the underwear thieves.  I love piranhas and those Amazonian spiders which are big enough to eat chickens (by the way, what the hell is a chicken doing in the jungle in the first place?).  I may even go so far as to tell you that the Alpaca is a damn sexy beast as opposed to saying that it looks like a goat with a hormone problem.

    Every continent is represented except you, South America.  I know.  Antarctica doesn't have a red dot, but until the penguins mobilize and invade another nation, I'll never consider it a continent. 

    Hey!  Perhaps they'll invade you?   And, when the Falkland Islands fall, don't come crying to me to stop that black and white tuxedoed horde.  I may cry for Argentina, but the rest of your continent can sod off.

    You can end this now, South America.  I may be small and alone, but my tantrums are legendary. 


  1. There is the remote possibility you may of frightened them off.......after all you have the FCC checking out your site. They may be worried that the next visitor just may be someone looking to nail them to the wall for the drug cartels. How else do you think they have managed to stay free wheeling and dealing all this time, by staying under the radar. You my friend are above the radar and glowing! (Hugs) Indigo

  2. Better watch it Dan....the Feds might come after YOU if you have contact with someone in say.....Columbia?? LOL!  That's cool that you can find out where your visitors hail from!

  3. Actually Pam, it's kind of like a fish tank.  Still, it's kind of funny that the entire continent of South America is too busy to stop by.  


  4. I think the phot of the bomb may have scared them shitless! I would be running for cover now, if I were them.
    Gaz ;-)