Saturday, May 26, 2007

Bad Album Covers...










    Oh man...  And to think I used to miss the days of album cover art.

    Here's a link to a site with 100 of the Worst Album Covers.


    It's brutal.  My eyes are bleeding, my sides have split, and I may not make it through the night.  Perhaps if I leave the light on, I might be okay...  Still, there will be screams, cold sweats and possibly a few sessions of home-electro-shock treatments. 


    Some of these, I've actually heard of, and others?  Well...  trust me on this.  It's going to hurt since I know some of you probably have one or two of these albums in your vinyl collection.










    Anyway, I hope you enjoy.  And, to those of you still not quite getting that whole Swedish prison bikini team thing, perhaps you should give the following a listen:


    Why is that man carrying an axe and a bag roughly the size of a human head?  Does he not understand his Swede?  He should be happy that, after nine kids his wife still looks hot dancing around out there on the permafrost in a miniskirt and clogs. 
 
-DP

10 comments:

  1. OMG!!!!!  Now I have to try and sleep?  I know I'm leaving the light on and this is no Motel6.  That is tooo funny!
    d

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  2. Scary stuff, for sure. I'm happy that I only have one of them in my collection. Not telling which one though. B. ;-)

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  3. And there was me thinking, a swede is something you ate!
    Gaz ;-)

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  4. I only have one of the albums in my collection but...I have heard most of the rock & metal albums shown on there. I shall go & hang my head in shame

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  5. yeah those are pretty bad.... lol

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  6. LOL  thanks for the laugh...

    be well,
    Dawn
    http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

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  7. I want the album by the demon-possessed people. I just want to hear it played backwards.
    "eatrawmeatgivethedevilablowjob"

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  8. "Swing that gospel axe?" Now I'm not gonna sleep tonight. Damn you, Milwaukee Dan!
    -Paul
    http://journals.aol.ca/plittle/AuroraWalkingVacation/

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  9. Oh thank you for the best laugh I've had in days!
    Lori

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  10. Dan ... How about an entry where you put subtitles to all these?  Imagine the possibilities !  By the way, check out: http://www.octanecreative.com/Parodyville/worst_album_covers/
       ... and scroll down to the cover entitled 'Julie's Sixteenth Birthday'.  I would LOVE to hear your take on that one.   Tina

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