AOL News - Love That Play-Doh Smell? Get the Perfume
Now, I know there are people out there who do like the smell of Play-Doh (personally, I'm more of a Silly Putty man, myself), and perhaps there are people out there who wouldn't mind putting on a little dash of "eau-du-Doh" before a night out on the town. But, let's not get out of hand, okay? I mean, too much of this stuff wafting through the air, and I'm certain we'll soon find ourselves wrestling with nostalgia for all things Kindergarten and pre-school. And, I don't know about you, but when I reminisce about the joys of Kindergarten, two things come to mind: milk and crackers and nap time.
Another drawback is the fact that if I am out on a date with a woman who smells like this ersatz-modeling clay, I don't know if I'll be able to successfully fight off the urge to put her on the floor and roll her out into a gigantic snake --the limit of my Play-Doh sculpting abilities.
On the other hand, if you'd like a nice, spine-crackling massage, this might just be the stuff to fool your man into giving you one. "Honey? Just close your eyes and pretend you're building a Play-Doh race-car."
HaHaHa!!
ReplyDeleteDoes it have that kick-ass salty taste like Play-Doh, because if it does put some of that on and let me lick you. (not that I ever tasted Play-Doh)
Gross.
Actually the entire idea of going on a date with a salty and smelly man doesn't quite spark my interest, but hey, what ever tickles your pickle right?!?
Amanda :-D
http://journals.aol.com/trickeytricky/CountryMyKindaLivin
No insult intended. Just curious.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a job??
Yes, I do have a job, Katerh99. Why do you ask? Do only the unemployed write about Play-Doh scented perfume? :)
ReplyDelete-Dan
I confess I LOVE the smell of fresh play doh...maybe it is all the years of playing with it with these kids of mine. But dab a little eau de play doh behind my ears? I don't believe that it will get the response that I am after.
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting on my blog. I might have to investigate that view from the dryer...if the temp here ver dips below 90....I'm already hot, why do I want to take a pic in a hotter dryer?
Have a great day!
Laura
www.adventuresinjuggling.blogspot.com
Oooo.... 90 degrees. I don't think it'll get to 90 here until the last week of August.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one that's tempted to actually BUY this stuff?! I LOVE IT! What's next?! Paste pate for crackers? Edible crayons? Paper mache soup? Too cool!
ReplyDelete:)
Haven't there been bunches of studies showing that men are aroused by smells of things that they like to eat? Which is why vanilla-based perfumes and oils are so popular? So, Holly, if your husband was one of those kids that ATE the Play-Doh, then go for it!
ReplyDeleteElmer's Glue gets my vote. LOL Dan, I must say you've given me plenty of topics to discuss in my conversation circle. Thanks...
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