For My Mom.

    Hi mom!  I know the weather has been dreadful, and there's a pretty good chance you've not seen the sun in quite some time.  So, here's a picture just in case, like me, you've forgotten what it looks like.  Let's hope it'll put in an appearance today because we all know you deserve a nice, warm, sunny day to put your feet up and reflect proudly upon the fact that the seven boys you brought into this world have not utterly destroyed humanity --although, we certainly tried.  Personally, I think the world owes you a huge debt of gratitude for keeping mankind safe from our petty squabbles with nothing more than a simple, angry look and a wiggle of a wooden spoon.  The world definitely needs more moms like you. 

    Fortunately, this year I actually had time to put some thought into your Mother's Day gift.  I know that last year you were only pretending to be happy and excited when you opened my gift of malt liquor and a membership to the local shooting range.  This year, you are going to love your present.  I know..  I know...  You keep telling me you don't want or need anything, but I really can't think of any other way of showing you just how great of a mom you really are. 

    Happy Mother's Day, Mom. 

With love,

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Tag: Mother's Day