Hi mom! I know the weather has been dreadful, and there's a pretty good chance you've not seen the sun in quite some time. So, here's a picture just in case, like me, you've forgotten what it looks like. Let's hope it'll put in an appearance today because we all know you deserve a nice, warm, sunny day to put your feet up and reflect proudly upon the fact that the seven boys you brought into this world have not utterly destroyed humanity --although, we certainly tried. Personally, I think the world owes you a huge debt of gratitude for keeping mankind safe from our petty squabbles with nothing more than a simple, angry look and a wiggle of a wooden spoon. The world definitely needs more moms like you.
Fortunately, this year I actually had time to put some thought into your Mother's Day gift. I know that last year you were only pretending to be happy and excited when you opened my gift of malt liquor and a membership to the local shooting range. This year, you are going to love your present. I know.. I know... You keep telling me you don't want or need anything, but I really can't think of any other way of showing you just how great of a mom you really are.
Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
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