Goin' WAY Over The Hedge?

AOL News - Odd Bear Confirmed as Polar-Grizzly Hybrid

    Now, I'm not going to judge, and if a grizzly wants to get his freak on with a polar bear, I'm not going to stop him.  Sure, I feel kind of bad that they had to shoot the poor beast.  It's a unique animal, but from what I gather, this sort of thing is not altogether unusual in the animal kingdom, and there are probably other "Prizzlies" running around out there.  As for the polar bear?  Well, she's probably spent quite a bit of time regretting that unfortunate moment of lust with the amorous Mr. Grizzly.  But, as I was looking through the pictures, I came across the story of a zebra that really must've just been drunk.

     A donkey?!?  I mean, you're a zebra, for Pete's sake!  Have a little self-respect (although, I will admit the offspring is pretty cute with the Pippy Longstocking legs).  Still...  As a zebra, you'd have to have a really crazy fetish to hook up with a donkey.  If you can't find a horse, take a cold dip in a pond or something.