Thursday, May 11, 2006

Goin' WAY Over The Hedge?

AOL News - Odd Bear Confirmed as Polar-Grizzly Hybrid

    Now, I'm not going to judge, and if a grizzly wants to get his freak on with a polar bear, I'm not going to stop him.  Sure, I feel kind of bad that they had to shoot the poor beast.  It's a unique animal, but from what I gather, this sort of thing is not altogether unusual in the animal kingdom, and there are probably other "Prizzlies" running around out there.  As for the polar bear?  Well, she's probably spent quite a bit of time regretting that unfortunate moment of lust with the amorous Mr. Grizzly.  But, as I was looking through the pictures, I came across the story of a zebra that really must've just been drunk.

     A donkey?!?  I mean, you're a zebra, for Pete's sake!  Have a little self-respect (although, I will admit the offspring is pretty cute with the Pippy Longstocking legs).  Still...  As a zebra, you'd have to have a really crazy fetish to hook up with a donkey.  If you can't find a horse, take a cold dip in a pond or something. 


  1. lust makes for some strange kinda bed fellows huh??? lol lol lol

  2. Oh the baby momma drama we got going on here. That Zonkey's dad is a real jack-ass. Ha! :-P

    Take Care,

    Amanda :)

  3. LoL Ah maybe you shouldn't be disrespecting  Mr. Donkey. Haven't you ever heard size DOES matter. LoL Ms. Zebra did seem to mind.....

    Where do you come up with this stuff. Dang your a funny guy or you have a bend sense of humor! LoL


    PS> Do not forget about the pretty Liger....

  4. OMG! thats wild

  5. Isn't this one of the SIGNS of the impending Apocalypse? I don't know whether to Repent or check my husband for Alien DNA...that son of ours is a bit Odd.

  6. hey Dan I just heard about a big bear in California eating awhole grown woman!
    all thatwas left was her skull and her hair