The Airing of the Gripes Pt. 2

    I hope you enjoyed the first bit in the "Airing of the Gripes."  We'll start this second installment with the now-infamous reference to something called a "dumbstick."  That seriously cracked me up. 

D.
January 10th 2007 11:57:57 AM
My gripe is: This is not my gripe but Dogcat rocks. My gripe is this. Why can't the dumbstick be ready to rock AGAIN instantly after sex? This is just not good planning by Mother Nature, evolution or whoever. So, I am raring to go for round two, Hubby falls asleep. I finally settle down and fall asleep, and he wakes up after a 45 minute nap, realizes the dumbstick is awake again and starts to poke me with it. Now, all I want to do is sleep. I mean really, wouldn't it make sense for the propagation of the species (well, not for us, we are wayyyy done) for the dumbstick to INSTANTLY be functional again? And, yes I know there are alternative parts that could have been used while waiting, but sometimes a gal just wants the dumbstick AGAIN!!!! Ok... gripe over, and I feel better. I would blog about this myself but I can't because my kids and mother read my blog... so I had to do it here. I feel better now!

    See?  Funny, huh?  I had to take out the original poster's name because, for all I know, her kids and mother read this blog as well.  And if they are, well, you little brats are all grounded!

Anonymous
January 10th 2007 07:38:08 PM
My gripe is: my girlfriend made fish for dinner, and she knows i hate fish. it had some sort of nut crap on it. of course i said i liked it but it tasted like ****. if she cooks that crap for me again i am going to sleep with her sister.

    Is her sister a bad cook?  Is she single?  Does she have lots of money?  Would she believe you if you told her you were allergic to seafood?

Dawn
January 11th 2007 05:40:20 AM
My gripe is: So, anyway... I had to get up this am for the plumber to come and fix our upstairs toilet in my parents bathroom. It's all fixed and now I am going to take a nap!

    Now, I'm not one to normally judge, but am I the only one who thinks it's a little weird that Dawn takes naps in her parents' bathroom?

hot lips
January 11th 2007 07:56:19 AM
My gripe is: the man i want has a wife ... the man that wants me i don't want, like that. hurmph.

    Easy fix.  Introduce the man who wants you to the wife of the man you want.  Put on some Barry White or Al Green, and watch the fireworks. 

Paul	Website
January 11th 2007 10:34:27 PM
My gripe is: Dan is funnier than me. I hate that.

    Paul's smarter than me.  Plus, he has access to good beer and poutines.  So, really, Nature has achieved a very precise balance. 

-DP

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