Now, for those of you out there who, like me, do not know about askaman.net, apparently, you can sign up and purchase minutes in order to find all the neccessary information you need so as to help you decipher the eternally-ellusive "man code." Yeah! People actually PAY for this. To quote their mission statement:
"You have come to the right place for love, relationship and dating advice. Ask a man will provide you with the love, relationship and dating answers you seek. Our staff of amazing men have agreed to break the "man code" and tell you the absolute truth about what your man is really saying to you." For example: "Men want respect. In a man's world, men are nothing without respect. In a relationship, a man needs to know his woman respects him. "
Now, unfortunately, I'm not a respected member of the
stable staff of "amazing men." I've never sent them my resumé, but I'd like to think I'm a reasonably decent gent who's quite adept at handling the many issues and answering the myriad of questions plaguing the man-woman dynamic of our world. And, though this is kind of bad for me, it's probably pretty good for you. In other words, save your hard-earned cash and Ask a Dan, and I will give you the "answers" you so desperately seek.
So, while I am off doing my man things, feel free to leave a question in the comments or send me an email should you wish to remain anonymous.
Hey! I'm giving the "man code" away for free here, people!