Crashed!

    I promise!  This will be the last cat-based entry for a while.  After all, I don't want to become one of those people (not that there's anything wrong with that).  But, I just had to pass along a little bit of post-Catmas silliness. 

    This morning, Deaf Cat is stoned.  Her little kitty brain is whacked out on the half-of-a-tranquilizer I have to give her so she doesn't pop a gasket during her trip to the vet's.  An unmedicated Deaf Cat has an odd way of just going freaking bonkers after a trip to the vet. 

     Now, I know it's wrong of me as a pet owner to take any sort of enjoyment out of this sort of alteration to my cat's consciousness, but, as horrible as it is, it's damn funny.  So far this morning, she's fallen face first into her little plate of Fancy Feast, and, fortunately, Dog Cat was nearby to wash it off her forehead.  Then, as a show of her gratitude, while Dog Cat was waiting by the door for me to let him out, she plowed into him like a linebacker, driving him into the wall with her furry little head before wobbling away to contemplate a curious spot on the floor.   

     Other than that, today is Columbus Day, and you should all celebrate by going out and having something Colombian.  Just, you know, keep it legal and try to stick to things like bananas and coffee. 

-DP