According the calendar of Bizarre American Holidays, today is "Ask a Stupid Question Day."
So, in the comments, please ask a stupid question. You never know; I may even try to answer them somewhere down the line. Just remember that when you ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer.
Now, I know this universal truism flies in the face of the belief that there is no such thing as a stupid question; however, we all know that is simply a tactic used by various educators, clueless bosses, and Supreme Court Justices so as to weed out and identify the stupid people among us in order to more easily exploit their stupidity in the future. After all, do you know how hard it is to get someone who's smart to do something utterly stupid without the assisstance of a LOT of alcohol? It's easier to find a fart in a bag of nails, I think.
Anyway, leave a stupid question in the comments. And, if you need help with that, leave a comment and I'll send you the instructions, okay?
**UPDATE** To answer Nancy's stupid question:
Hey...aren't ya gonna show the questions (and some answers) in another entry??