I think I might need to score some of this smack for my cats. I mean, sure, they like catnip, but mostly they just eat it and go to sleep like the stoned little chemicaly-altered beasties the are. Giving them a bowl full of Cat Smack might help me get my money's worth out of them on the playful/entertainment front.
After all, how cool would it be to hook them up with some smack and turn on Animal Planet? I think the two of them would just sort of sit there like Beavis and Butthead ("heh... heh... heh... fish rock.").
Let me know how that works out . . .
ReplyDeleteAmanda :)
And it has just "enough nutrtion" to keep them strung out but alive.
ReplyDeleteOne of my cats backs away from catnip like a recent DARE graduate. The other will rub on it for an hour and then lay on her back with her legs spread...like the little crack ho she is.
For shame! They even put a kitten on the label! See this company is trying to lure innocent little kittys into addicts. Next thing ya know they'll come out with X-Catsy.
ReplyDeleteI came downstairs one morning in high school and found my two cats had broken into the cat nip stash - it was all over the floor, the tv stand, the tv and even on the walls. It looked like a massacre. One cat, rather obese, was on the floor looking like he'd been run over, the other was hanging off of the tv, a pile of catnip stuck to his head in a very incriminating way! Now - off to find some 'Cat Smack'...
ReplyDeleteI'll never understand why people think cats are spawn from satan...
ReplyDeleteJ~
You are so silly..lol
ReplyDeleteJackie
I don't need any of that, my 2 are freaky enough as it is. Angel even hops around like she's a rabbit...poor deluded creature
ReplyDeleteLol..you rock!
ReplyDeleteStevie
I love it!! Cat Smack!!! Mine would like it for sure...
ReplyDeletebe well,
Dawn
Fugget givin it to the cats, we need it LOL!!!!!
ReplyDeletenods ya Im with theresa!
ReplyDeletenatalie
LOL cat smack sounds good to me.
ReplyDeleteCats aren't spoiled enough? Does it come with it's own it's own little crack pipe? LOL What's next? Doggie Doobies? LOL Have a good one.
ReplyDeleteBarb
But then you would go bankrupt keeping a sufficient supply of cat munchies on hand. Quite tragic for your bank account, I might add.
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Oh great, now I'm gonna have to send my CAT to rehab, much less my best friend. I just cant afford it.
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