tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post8492167953804721248..comments2023-08-26T07:07:21.095-07:00Comments on The Archive of a Distracted Mind: Ask Stupid Questions!Daniel Poehlmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04464025697641476686noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-37537869128649515602006-09-28T10:51:00.000-07:002006-09-28T10:51:00.000-07:00Well dang it, I'm usually full of stupid questions...Well dang it, I'm usually full of stupid questions, but now that someone actually cares enough to ask for them, I just can't for the life of me remember what they were... Give me a moment....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-7481350900116651592006-09-28T11:04:00.000-07:002006-09-28T11:04:00.000-07:00Stupid question? Damn, I can't pull shit out o...Stupid question? Damn, I can't pull shit out of my ass on the spot, I get stage fright . . . <br><br>Well Dan, how do I stop from tripping and falling over my shoe laces when I leave them untied?<br><br>Thanks,<br><br>Amanda<br>http://journals.aol.com/trickeytricky/CountryMyKindaLivinAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-75701843135612502432006-09-28T11:06:00.000-07:002006-09-28T11:06:00.000-07:00Why do my dogs eat deer poop?FredWhy do my dogs eat deer poop?<br><br>Fred<br>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-7149270941908469462006-09-28T11:12:00.000-07:002006-09-28T11:12:00.000-07:00Why can't people tickle themselves?It's sure if fu...Why can't people tickle themselves?<br>It's sure if fun trying, though!<br><br>Nancy<br>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-71625880417183074552006-09-28T11:24:00.000-07:002006-09-28T11:24:00.000-07:00Hey DanWhy do people ask stupid questions???ChrisHey Dan<br><br>Why do people ask stupid questions???<br><br>ChrisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-43408621587032172832006-09-28T11:34:00.000-07:002006-09-28T11:34:00.000-07:00This entry was made for US Customs, I get to spend...This entry was made for US Customs, I get to spend all day answering stupid questions - "what is a book made of" or even better they regularly ask for a better description of something, the other day they asked for better description of "used guitar"...why people send anything to the USA is beyond me.....so my stupid question is - why is US Customs staffed by people who couldn't find their arse with a map?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-39544585114724285732006-09-28T12:05:00.000-07:002006-09-28T12:05:00.000-07:00How come so many intelligent people believe that g...How come so many intelligent people believe that gravity creates 12 personality clones for each month? <br><br>Personally, I think that is ripping away at the potential variety amongst billions of people over the centuries..what a way to dog your believes and hear I thought I was unique. I had no idea that an invisible force could form me in the womb. Cool...RLOL - RavenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-61759966992311939162006-09-28T12:06:00.001-07:002006-09-28T12:06:00.001-07:00OOps typo...." "..what a way to dog you...OOps typo...." "<br><br>..what a way to dog your "beliefs" and hear I thought I was unique.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-41004151245155814562006-09-28T12:06:00.000-07:002006-09-28T12:06:00.000-07:00why?-kaykaywhy?<br><br>-kaykayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-25366144889774312912006-09-28T12:07:00.000-07:002006-09-28T12:07:00.000-07:00Does this dress make my butt look big?What Would S...Does this dress make my butt look big?<br>What Would Scooby Do?<br>Where have all the flowers gone?<br>Baby, would you eat this here snack cracker in your special outfit for me, please?<br>Who let the dogs out?<br>Do you have the Texas Chainsaw Mascara?<br><br>Damn, there really ARE a lot of stupid questions!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-80741888600820729582006-09-28T12:23:00.000-07:002006-09-28T12:23:00.000-07:00Ok, so what's the speed of dark???Ok, so what's the speed of dark???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-24759075214747059262006-09-28T13:01:00.000-07:002006-09-28T13:01:00.000-07:00What happens if you get scared half to death TWICE...What happens if you get scared half to death TWICE?<br><br>~EmilyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-91539188736595431972006-09-28T16:11:00.000-07:002006-09-28T16:11:00.000-07:00How does one go about getting a fart *into* a bag ...How does one go about getting a fart *into* a bag of nails?<br><br>Also, what does a sack full of Jello hammers look like anyway?<br>-Paul<br>http://journals.aol.ca/plittle/AuroraWalkingVacation/<br>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-79974874269377727912006-09-28T16:42:00.000-07:002006-09-28T16:42:00.000-07:00If i fax something to you will i get my original b...If i fax something to you will i get my original back?<br><br>~Terry ÜAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-26059647275743770362006-09-28T17:26:00.000-07:002006-09-28T17:26:00.000-07:00If 42 is the meaning of life, what's the meaning o...If 42 is the meaning of life, what's the meaning of 42? :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-65248112383555670982006-09-28T17:27:00.000-07:002006-09-28T17:27:00.000-07:00Hi........What is a stupid question ?and how do yo...Hi........<br><br>What is a stupid question ?<br>and how do you spell DP ?<br><br>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-18490333095602396002006-09-28T18:25:00.000-07:002006-09-28T18:25:00.000-07:00And does 'DP' stand for what we think it stands fo...And does 'DP' stand for what we think it stands for?<br>-Paul<br>http://journals.aol.ca/plittle/AuroraWalkingVacation/<br>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-1042673446478582452006-09-28T18:43:00.000-07:002006-09-28T18:43:00.000-07:00If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what w...If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like? <br><br>:P<br><br>Jackie<br>http://journals.aol.com/siennastarr/Hopefloats/<br><br>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-19241090173887415212006-09-28T23:09:00.000-07:002006-09-28T23:09:00.000-07:00Why would a woodchuck even be called a woodchuck i...Why would a woodchuck even be called a woodchuck if it can't chuck wood?<br><br>~Elq~Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-19244704057076694642006-09-29T05:10:00.000-07:002006-09-29T05:10:00.000-07:00What is a dogs nose made of?What is a dogs nose made of?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-25789272022915789322006-09-29T07:29:00.000-07:002006-09-29T07:29:00.000-07:00Why don't you go f___ yourself?FredWhy don't you go f___ yourself?<br><br>Fred<br>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-5123127079765738142006-09-29T11:42:00.000-07:002006-09-29T11:42:00.000-07:00Hmmmm....How can gravity be a law if we don't know...Hmmmm....<br><br>How can gravity be a law if we don't know what it is???<br><br>be well<<br>Dawn<br><br>ps... I truly hope you are feeling better, Dan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-62193921953289043132006-09-29T14:40:00.000-07:002006-09-29T14:40:00.000-07:00Here's a few I came across.....LOL!!Do infants enj...Here's a few I came across.....LOL!!<br><br>Do infants enjoy infantcy as much as adults enjoy adultry?<br><br>Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?<br><br>How can there be "self-help" groups?<br><br>Who opened the first oyster and said "My, my, my! Now doesn't this look yummy!!"<br><br>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"<br><br>Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?<br><br>Can a fat person go skinny-dipping?<br><br>-BM<br>http://journals.aol.com/csosalla/thebackyard<br><br><br><br><br>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-79095919194300740832006-09-29T17:02:00.000-07:002006-09-29T17:02:00.000-07:00Of course, I'm a day late (and a dollar short)...Of course, I'm a day late (and a dollar short). May I still ask? <br>Would a fly without wings be called a walk? <br><br>When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?<br><br>If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?<br><br>A stitch in time saves nine what?<br><br>That's all for now. Feeling better? <br>Barb Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7531201648836468896.post-27602343087575151282006-09-29T18:17:00.000-07:002006-09-29T18:17:00.000-07:00Hey...aren't ya gonna show the questions (and ...Hey...aren't ya gonna show the questions (and some answers) in another entry?? This could be fun!!<br><br>nancyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com