I've been there, Buzzwinkle. I really don't envy you for the blinking, pounding head you'll have in the morning.
Moose is beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Bull moose strung with lights and tipsy on crab apples By JULIA O'MALLEY
firstname.lastname@example.org Published: November 28, 2007
Last Modified: November 28, 2007 at 08:03 AM
What do you call a bull moose tangled in Christmas lights and drunk on fermented crab apples, standing glassy-eyed and dizzy in the front yard of a downtown bar?
But seriously, the juiced moose had certainly seen better days than Tuesday, when he became a bewildered tourist attraction, parked in the courtyard of Bernie's Bungalow Lounge as shoppers clicked by with their Nordstrom bags.
"He just has this goofy look on his face," said Rick Sinnott, a Fish and Game biologist who came to check on him and guessed he'd probably eaten too many crab apples from an old tree in Bernie's yard.
"He's either drunk or in gastric distress." (Link to full story)
Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 11/28/2007 12:32:00 PM