Saturday, June 30, 2007
Call Me Mr. Matchmaker.
See, this is heartbreaking. According to my ClusterMap, I have two readers in Australia; however, they are are separated by an entire freakin' continent. And, it's a big, lonely continent.
Now, being the nice guy and hopeless romantic that I am, I really want these two kids to get together. Perhaps they could meet in Coober Pedy and dig for opals or something. That would bring a smile to my face. Plus, if these two can make it work in this day and age, my map won't look like a woman's chest as drawn by a talentless eight year old with a dirty mind.
So, if you two Aussie kids can get together, drop me an email (DPoem@aol.com), and I'll send you a free t-shirt (I've decided to just start giving away my dirty laundry rather than actually put in the effort of washing it). Love is in the air, ya know?