So, you're getting harassed by a stalker who keeps calling your cell-phone. However, what happens when the calls keep coming even after you've changed your number, changed your phone, and even turned the phone off?
I'm a pretty boring guy for a screaming-mad lunatic. And, when I am not chasing squirrels around the yard demanding that they stop speaking Swedish, I can usually be found pecking away at a keyboard trying to write a book (or two).
All-in-all, it's a pretty fun life --if not at least a little challenging.