Monday, June 25, 2007
Arrrgh! Help Me!
Okay... I need a big bit of help here. I seem to be suffering from a nasty bout of the hiccups, and well... I need a cure. They're driving me batty.
So, do me a favor, dear reader, and scare me. Terrify me. Please?
*update* Thanks for all your scare tactics. Some of you are pretty damn scary (Emily? Please don't even joke about Emperor George. I'm half-thinking that The Dick would rub out Dubya just so he could institute Marshal Law and be president for life. That really spooks me).
Anyway, the cure I turned to for my hiccups was to slam a shot of bitters. Yes. I consider it the "nuclear option" in terms of hiccup cures, but it worked. Man... That stuff is nasty, and I certainly don't recommend it for the faint of heart or the weak of tummy. Still, it seems like a sure-fire last resort.
Thanks for trying though.