Sunday, August 10, 2008
[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Hi There.
Yeah...
I'm having a crisis.
This is the first picture I've seen of the top of my head in a while, and well... it's clear that things have simply stopped growing above the treeline.
Of course, in the grand scheme of things, I don't really mind losing my hair. In fact, truth be told, it's actually kind of nice. My head stays cool in summer, and in winter.... ummm.... I have yet to think of a benefit to baldness in winter, but I'm sure there's one somewhere.
Anyway, that's me, and that's what I usually look like after getting off the phone with the girlfriend-ex-girlfriend as my hands scrabble around my enormous melon looking to yank a few precious locks from their perch.
Going mad is fun!
-DP
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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 8/10/2008 11:24:00 AM
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Yeah, but look at those hairy arms. May be a transplant is in order?
ReplyDeleteB.
In the winter - you don't have to worry about hat hair (either flat or staticky) from wearing a beanie!
ReplyDeleteYou mention her twice in a row, so I guess you're back somewhat on and off and on again. Sort of.
ReplyDeleteNo need to take time to wash hair that's not there?!