Friday, August 8, 2008

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Friday! Fffffffriday!

You totally spit reading the title of this post, didn't you?
Waiting to attack
Now you've got all sorts of pretty little rainbow stars all over your computer monitor, right?

It's okay.

You can just tell people you sneezed, and now you're mesmerized by the pretty, pretty colors and everything.

Really, sneezing on your monitors is one of the best bits about personal computing.

Anyway, you folks reading this at work?

Yeah. You there... I'm talking to you.

Go home. Tell your boss that you left the stove on or something. Whatever works.

You see, as nice as it is outside, it's the the birds... The birds, PEOPLE!!!

They've gone mad.

So, get home, maybe pick up a six pack on the way, and lock the doors before they peck your brains out.

And for you people already at home?

Cheese. You're going to need cheese. Birds can't manage cheese. Oh yeah... They can kick it around and peck at it a bit, but have you ever bashed your face repeatedly into a block of cheese?

It gets old pretty quick.

Birds get bored in much the same way. At least, that is, until they manage to work out a deal with the squirrels to satisfy their insatiable blood lust. When that day comes, well... I pity humanity.

We're doomed!


Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 8/08/2008 09:33:00 AM


  1. Wow...opiates at work. LOL

  2. Have you been hanging out with Hitchcock?

  3. I see you've had your meds Dan.


  4. hahaha...  I don't think it's so much the meds.  I think I popped some sort of gasket.