Tuesday, August 12, 2008

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Are you ready?

Metal
I don't know...

Not many people can handle it.

I mean, this picture rocks.

This picture rocks pretty hard.

What you're looking at here is probably more metal than a Scorpions concert. This is not only throwing up the horns in serious metal thunder madness, nope! This is pointy, make you bleed, drive you to the middle of nowhere and get your head-banging on near a small ditch beside the railroad tracks kind of rock.

In fact, kids today would call it RAWK!!!one!

However, kids today are idiots who dance in people's yards with their so-called music pumped into their confused, adolescent heads via tinny, rattling little ear-pieces that do little more than make incoherent pseudo-music than truly rock. They'd cringe if they knew what rock truly was.

Today's picture, dear reader, is rocking so hard, it's like Lemmy pointing a shotgun at your face as he grumbles like an asthmatic, old diesel bus to get off my lawn. And, if you can't rock, you'll be consigned to the hell where people are forced to groove to Winger until they claw their eyes out with the pointy shards of Rosie O'Donnel's latest shattered toilet seat.

So, dear reader, throw up the horns and rock on! Rock on and bang your head, today, tomorrow and the rest of your lives!

-DP

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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 8/12/2008 11:49:00 AM

3 comments:

  1. Dan, it took me a while before I recognized what you had in the picture. Great shot and one I would never had thought about taking, Bill

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  2. Damn, Dan, this is great.  Feel like doing that rocking sign myself right now.

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  3. Rock on, Dan. Excellent.

    Beth

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