Wednesday, July 16, 2008

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Testing... Testing...

Hi folks.

After the massive pain in the arse that was the "Great Porn Fiasco" of my AOL Journal, I had to make a few tweaks and twiddles and jiggle the wires a bit to hopefully --and I mean hopefully-- get things working as they used to...

So, in order to actually fill a post with something, here's a picture for you to look at.

Mmm...  Team Treats!

I like this sign. I mean, it's nice to feed the Little League kids after putting a righteous smackdown on some upstart band of bat-swingers. It's also good to feed the umpires. A hungry ump is just going to call strikes to get the game over faster. So, well fed, and with a little money on the side, a winning ump is a happy ump.

However, the thing I really like most is the big, bright red THANK YOU! at the end.

It's a little sharp and snarky. It's like, Here's your Snickers bar that you paid for with a buck fifty worth of pennies, THANK YOU!

Really, man... That thank you was written by an angry concession stand worker. They probably were forced to work the movie theater circuit for too long, and instead of a glorious life drizzling a butter flavored oil slick onto popcorn, they grew bitter and mean as a result of customers too hurried to thank them.

Sad. But, I sense hope.



Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 7/16/2008 10:17:00 PM


  1. Beverage, is that some kind of drink like Bovril?

  2. I dont' know Dan, shaking head.  That sounds almost pornographic and all.