[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Meme Madness!

I promised Dawn I'd do this meme, and though I'm not that big of a fan of such things, this one seems like a fun thing to do. Please feel free to steal it if you wish.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.

"Silence," she whispered as she found a pale blue vein and plunged the needle and the heroin into his system.


2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you touch or are you nearest to touching?

A strangely purple box of Kleenex.


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

CSI:Miami (Still watching it actually.)


4. Without looking, guess what time it is?

Tuesday!


5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

11:49 PM Central Standard Time.


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

David Caruso and fireworks.


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
   

I was in the park a short time ago watching the fireworks.


8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Ummm... I don't know. It was either email or porn.


9. What are you wearing right now?

Shorts and a t-shirt.


10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. Everyone dreams. But, I don't remember it. I just remember waking up and wanting steak really badly.


11. When did you last laugh?

Somewhere around question #8.


12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

The usual things. Some white pine paneling (real wood, even), some pictures, art, whips, chains, some raw meat and a telephone.


13. Seen anything weird lately?

Nope. But, I have a weird definition of what is and isn't weird.


14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's not entirely unlike getting slugged in the face by a very nice old woman.


15. What is the last film you saw?

In Bruges. (Sorta. I only watched a bit of it, and I've got to finish it up later).


16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, where would you live?

Paul's house.


17. Tell me something about you that few people know.
    

I'm damn good with a chef's knife. And, I could probably fly a spaceship if I had to.


18. If you could eat only one food all the time what would it be?

Beer.


19. Do you like to dance?

Nope. I hate dancing.


20. George Bush. First thought:

Inhuman, cock-sucking, worthless, fucking war criminal. America is so much better than him, and we should hold him accountable for his crimes.


21. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought?

Shaving would be nice.


22. When is the next time you will have sex?

Payday.


23. What’s the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'Duck'?

Pan-seared Foie gras.


24. Favorite planet?

Pluto, dammit!


25. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list or caller id?

A wrong number.


26. What is your favorite ring on your cell phone?

"From my heart and from my hands, why can't people understand my intentions." Oingo Boingo's Weird Science.


27. What did you last eat?

I nice, thick, grilled rib eye steak with a baked potato and roasted asparagus with lemon butter (I was too lazy to make Hollandaise).


28. What were you doing 20 minutes ago?

Formatting the page for this meme. You'll notice the dandy numbering I've managed to set up. It's soothing to my OCD.


29. Name the brand of shoes you’re currently wearing?

Dan's Brand. They're so comfortable, it's almost as if I'm not wearing shoes. They're transparent too.


30. Bright or Dark Room?

Dark. I look damn good in the dark.


31. What do you think about paparazzi - evil or just doing their jobs?

I think they are nothing more than a product of our creation. For some reason, we've got this bizarre obsession with celebrities that goes beyond the work they do and it requires a nearly constant invasion into the lives they lead. Personally, I think celebrities should just be left alone to go about their lives like any other normal person, and if they want the attention, let them get a vapid reality show like Gene Simmons, Denise Richards, or whoever.


32. If you’re in a room with two beds,which one would you choose?

The other one. It's always the other one.


33. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Writing.


34. What was the last email you read about?

It was on Snopes.com, and it was about an email that's being passed around about some basketball player's wife not letting a woman doctor save his life while he was choiking on a chicken bone.

It was a hoax.


35. How do you like your eggs?

Currently, I like them unfertilized. I'm not ready to be a dad.


36. What’s a phrase that you say a lot?

"Aside from that."

I'm working on getting that out of my public communication rotation, but it's not easy since it's a pretty nifty transitional phrase.


37. Who told you he/she loved you last?

Some woman named Christine.


38. Last furry thing you touched?

DogCat. He's currently cowering/sleeping beside me since the fireworks really freak the poor, little furball out.


39. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
    

Lots.


40. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?

I actually found a camera a couple of days ago that has a roll of film in it, and I've not used that camera in about a decade. So, it should be pretty interesting to see just what the hell is on there.


41. Favorite age you have been so far?

Forty. It means I'm still somehow among the living.


42. Your worst enemy?

My skin.


43. What is your current desktop picture?

This one:


I actually like it a lot on my desktop. It's kind of soothing. If you'd like, go ahead and make it your desktop.


44. What was the last thing you said to someone?

I found the Swiss cheese!


45. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly which would it be?

I think with a million bucks, I could easily get a pilot's license.


46. Last time you vomited?

February. I had the flu.


47. The last song you listened to?

"Walking on Sunshine" from Katrina and the Waves (it was in a Macy's commercial a few seconds ago.


48. Did you ever get a trophy? If yes, what for?

Yup. I've got a bunch. Some are from skiing. I've got a bowling trophy. I've got a pool trophy. I've got a trophy from the Pinewood Derby. I've also got several plaques and whatnots.


49. If you could punch 1 person in the face, who would it be?

George Bush. I'd like to see just what kind of "cowboy" that petulant little wannabe really is.


50. What is the closest object to your left foot?
    

My right foot.

Well, that was fun. Hope you enjoyed it.

-DP

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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 7/04/2008 11:03:00 PM