Watching the Doctor Who marathon on the Sci-Fi channel and sleeping.
Don't judge me!
Anyway, here's your Monday picture:
It was a sad day.
After the floods last month, I was cleaning out the basement, and I finally had to get rid of my life-size cutout of Angelina Jolie.
As it turns out, the corner where I stood her up had collected a lot of water, and well... as a result her cardboard feet started to rot, and she started to shrink and tip over like an old lady with osteoporosis.
So, I kicked her to the curb (well, actually the alley), and I stood her up as the garbage collectors took in her delightful, ungarbage-like curves and lingered a little longer than usual on their weekly rounds. If nothing else, maybe they got a kick out of it. I know my neighbors did as they were cruising up and down the alley. I'm glad none of them plowed into the telephone pole as a result of their distractions.
Anyway, you all have a wonderful Monday. I can't promise I'll be back when it's a more sensible hour, but I can't promise I can't.
-Dan
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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 7/14/2008 01:56:00 AM
That'll be the next tabloid headline: "Milwaukee man claims Angelina Jolie has rotten feet."
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Beth
Rotton feet is better than atheletes foot I suppose!
ReplyDeleteGaz
Some men's trash, is another man's prize! Glad no one got into an accident, also.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy Doctor Who.
Who'd be looking at her feet in any case?
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