Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.Imagine how our government would grind to a halt if this law was enforced.
Still... Florida? WTF?!? Porcupines? Are you kidding me?
-DP
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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 7/05/2008 08:35:00 PM
Hey maybe we can arrest them for screwing all of us then! HA! Wonder when that law was made? Speaking of sex laws...Demolition Man was on last night. Did you see that movie? Was thinking of the "sex scene" in there! God only knows what the future will hold!
ReplyDeleteOk, I just went & looked at them. Any fool that is shooting a gun when a women is "Oing"...he is not a man to be having sex with! There should be a law for that if goofy men are doing that! Some of these you got to wonder...really in a toll booth? The guy managed to drive up to the toll booth ok getting a blow? They can't mean the toll booth person provided special service...you wouldn't want to with ours! HA! Well Utah is in big trouble right there with the mormons...and what does that say for after 65? I'll never date a guy from Washington State now either...yes, I'm asking! HA!
ReplyDeleteMy favourite:
ReplyDelete6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
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