So, did anyone watch the Emmy's last night?
I personally made it through about five minutes before Ryan Seacrest made me feel as though I was eating a bowl of razor-blades dipped in lemon-juice. And, every time he clapped his hands to punctuate his flaccid opening monologue, it was as if someone had a staple gun pressed against my forehead and squeezed the trigger right along with confused little hands.
bang.. bang... bang...
In the end, I watched a football game between those Cheatin' Patriots and the Chargers. Patriots won. By a hell of a lot. And, every time I saw a player camped out beneath a kick-off or a punt, I pictured Ryan Seacrest standing there in his shiny tuxedo clapping his hands. And when those returners were greeted with a bone-jarring hit to knock loose their molars, the first thought in my mind was: Seacrest out!
Aside from that, no real reason for writing today. I've not forgotten you all. But, I have had a hell of a busy weekend, and I'll try to scribble a little about that later when I get the chance.
-DP
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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 9/17/2007 09:58:00 AM
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I only realized that the Emmy's had been on last night, when my aol welcome page greeted me with something in addition to stupid O.J. Simpson's arrest.
ReplyDeleteI never watch those show, it's only people patting each other on the back i n over-priced clothes.
ReplyDeleteMarti
Laughing here. Whoever thought that the Emmys could be so inspiring? Tina
ReplyDelete( formerly of 'Ride Along With Me' .... and hopefully I will find something to inspire ME to write again. Maybe I should have watched the Emmys, too. You know of any more bad awards shows coming up, that I could tune into ?? ) Tina p.s. ... by the way, I hope your weekend was a GOOD busy.