Priest Jogging Naked Charged By PoliceSure... A naked priest on a high-school track is not working out insofar as he is advertising. Either that, or the priest is lying and someone's husband (or wife for all I know) came home a little early from work that day.
FREDERICK, Colo. -- A Catholic priest faces an indecent exposure charge after police said he went jogging in the nude about an hour before sunrise.
The Rev. Robert Whipkey told officers he had been running naked at a high school track and didn't think anyone would be around at that time of day, a police report said.
He told officers he sweats profusely if he wears clothing while jogging. "I know what I did was wrong," he said in the report.
Still... I have to wonder: If he was naked, how the hell did they know he was a priest?
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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 8/08/2007 01:58:00 PM
They must have seen his rosary beads. B.
ReplyDeleteWell, we they would have known if he was a Rabai (sp?)
ReplyDeleteGaz ;-)
Maybe one of the police men are catholic and remembered him from mass? LOL
ReplyDeletePerhaps he was still wearing his collar? (Hugs) Indigo
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