Yes. I carry a bomb everywhere I go. Don't worry, it's not a very destructive bomb, and I carry it more for self-preservation than anything. It's something I learned from Douglas Adams, and I believe that my reasons are logically sound.
For example, let's say I'm sitting in a movie theater, okay? What do you suppose the odds are that there will be a bomb in that movie theater?
I figure they're pretty slim to begin with, but in this day and age, it could happen. So, in light of that, I think I need to change those odds a little more in my favor. That's why I carry my little bomb. After all, what are the odds of there being, not one, but TWO bombs in a movie theater? Pretty rare, don't you think?
So, if you're walking around worrying about being blown-up, I suggest you carry a bomb. It may just save your life.
yes, and i too now carry a bomb...let's hope we're not in the same theatre!
ReplyDeleteWell now... What are the odds that there would be THREE bombs in the same theater? If anything, I'd feel safer.
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