Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Me & My Bomb..

Yes.  I carry a bomb everywhere I go.  Don't worry, it's not a very destructive bomb, and I carry it more for self-preservation than anything.  It's something I learned from Douglas Adams, and I believe that my reasons are logically sound. 

For example, let's say I'm sitting in a movie theater, okay?  What do you suppose the odds are that there will be a bomb in that movie theater? 

I figure they're pretty slim to begin with, but in this day and age, it could happen.  So, in light of that, I think I need to change those odds a little more in my favor.  That's why I carry my little bomb.  After all, what are the odds of there being, not one, but TWO bombs in a movie theater?  Pretty rare, don't you think?  

So, if you're walking around worrying about being blown-up, I suggest you carry a bomb.  It may just save your life. 


  1. yes, and i too now carry a bomb...let's hope we're not in the same theatre!

  2. Well now...  What are the odds that there would be THREE bombs in the same theater?  If anything, I'd feel safer.