Forgive me, but I have to babble a bit about the 360+ million dollar lottery. It's insane, and it's gotten to the point where desperate folks will brave the brutal Wisconsin winter to venture out to get their collection of numbers. It's like ten degrees outside! Sure, if you win, you can afford to repair those frostbitten digits, but the odds are sort of stacked against ya.
What would I do with that much money? Hmmm....
I'm a simple-minded fool, so I'd probably just pick up a six-pack and a Big Mac with some fries. I mean, 360 million is a LOT of money, but it's still not enough to accomplish my goals.
Of course, I'd have a little more leeway to be a real prick to a lot of people. Like when some pinheaded dolt parks his or her new car crooked in the grocery store parking lot for fear of getting dings and scratches? I hate those people. Needless to say, that shiny new car would be doused in gas and set ablaze, and when the dope comes out screaming, I can say, "Hey! At least it's not scratched, right?"
Well... It's Friday, and hopefully everyone reading this is having a good one. If you bought your powerball ticket, good luck! If not, then all I can say is park your car carefully.