It's been brought to my attention that Monponsett, one of AOL's resident sports bloggers, rode her bike through a rather dense pocket of New England gravity and took a rather nasty tumble.
Now, I encourage everyone to swing by her blog, High Above Courtside, to send her a little love and some good thoughts to help repair her thumped noggin. Laughter is, after all, the best medicine.
As for me, I went out and looked at helmets and found this old-school Patriots' brain-bucket for The Smurf. Look Mon! I can see you wearing something like this. Unfortunately, it doesn't have the old Pat the Patriot, but I think this new one looks solid. I can totally see you racing down the road with this on your bean. I can even hear the children of New England weep in fear should they see this coming up behind them.
"Mommy! Daddy! What is that?"
"I don't know, dear child. I think it was the ghost of Red Grange. In color. The Pats' must've started signing dead people."
Anyway, Stacey. You get well soon. Rest up. And get a helmet.