This time, those damn, dirty Liberals have gone too far wanting to change the definition of sandwich. It's clear we need a Constitutional Amendment to protect the sanctity of sandwiches. Burritos can be called wraps, but don't you dare call them sandwiches. If burritos are allowed to be called sandwiches, what's next? Can I call my dog a sandwich? Will I be forced to order Sandwich Supremes from Taco Bell?
Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Locke cited Webster's Dictionary as well as testimony from a chef and a former high-ranking federal agriculture official in ruling that Qdoba's burritos and other offerings are not sandwiches.
The difference, the judge ruled, comes down to two slices of bread versus one tortilla.