Zounds! It would seem I've broken several obscure laws in my great state of Wisconsin --where margarine was once illegal (yeehaa! I hate margarine).
Aside from that, I can't wait until Paul Cameron finds out: "In Wisconsin you are allowed to marry your house."
So, go to CrazyLaws.com - Dumb Laws and see just how guilty you are in your own state. And, as for me, I'm going to do my best not to wake any sleeping firemen, or eat any apple-pie sans cheese.