Monday, October 22, 2007

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Good Morning Monday...

So, did everyone have a bitchin' wild weekend?

Mine was somewhat uncomplicated. First, the infusion of magic medicine that was pumped into my confused and troubled system on Friday made me feel as though I was battling some rather annoying allergies. It wasn't too bad, though. Mostly, I just had the itchy eyes and runny nose of a common, garden-variety cold. So, after a year of this insanity, it was kind of refreshing to feel something other than the usual post-infusion icks and aches.

Aside from that, it's a typically crappy Wisconsin fall morning here. I'm thinking the sun is not going to put in any sort of appearance. I suppose I can handle that, however. It is Monday after all, and after a weekend where temperatures were in the upper-70's and sunny, a cold, gray day once in a while isn't such a bad thing. Then again, it's only October, and I'm sure my timbre will take a drastic turn toward the bleak once I see that first, freakin' snowflake, and the insatiable desire to chase it down and put it out of my misery with a flame-thrower overcomes me.

They mock me, the snowflakes do...

In other news, it's been ridiculously quiet here, for the most part. There's not too many things bouncing around inside my empty head worth writing about. I spent a large chunk of time this weekend cleaning all sorts of porn ridiculous old and unneeded stuff off my computer. I've had this laptop for about a year, and though I'm still not 100% settled in with it, I think I've finally managed to get it set up to where I'm not fumbling around in a maze of folders looking for things.

Now, if only I could organize my world in such a way. I mean, you should see my fridge. It's about as tidy and organized as the old Windows 95 operating system. Sometimes, it crashes and I wind up with a glacier's worth of ice-cubes skittering across the linoleum of my kitchen floor. And, don't even get me started on the crisper drawers. I keep my cans of V8 in there. After all, in my twisted noggin, for some reason, I think V8 belongs in the crisper drawer. I guess it keeps the lettuce and celery in line when they see a can of vegetable juice there.

I suppose it's like keeping bottles of baby powder and baby oil in the nursery.

Anyway, yes! It's Monday, and I've just started pulling myself together. I expect this will be a pretty uneventful week. Of course, I say this with full knowledge that it will only be a matter of time before something comes along to push me over the edge.

Well, that's about it for the moment. I apologize for rambling, but it's what I do. I do hope your weekends were good ones filled with all sorts of insanity.


Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 10/22/2007 09:28:00 AM

1 comment:

  1. Oh Dan, I can't believe you have pornography on your lap top, you of all people! I need to go fan myself and pour a glass of wine. No, let's make it two, of God, let's make it the whole bottle!!!!
    Shame on you.............. Gaz ;-)