Thursday, December 20, 2007

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] LOLCats Bithday!

Science blogger Shelly Batts is turning 28 tomorrow (*gasp*), and she wanted some LOL cats. Now, that's my kinda gal. Easy to (photo)shop for, freakishly smart, and she's got a sense of humor to boot.

So, since I couldn't find the perfect LOL gift for Shelly, I decided to humiliate my own cats.

Enjoy!

And, here's DogCat:


Happy Birthday, Shelly. Enjoy the day, and do make sure to glut yourself silly on cake. It's always all about the cake... Mmmm... Cake.

-Dan


--

Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 12/20/2007 04:26:00 PM

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Ooops...

Now, I kind of like Dan Abrams. Sometimes, I think he's a bit of a dick, but he does bring up an interesting idea by attempting to combine the latest knocking up of one of the Spears' clan with the colossal failure of "abstinence-only" sex-education.



I don't know... I'm not sure a correlation can really be drawn between the baby Spears' pregnancy and abstinence-only education. However, the thing that really gets my attention is the mindless, blonde-haired pile of crazy, religious fluff, Wendy Wright, and her absolute oblivious approach to this discussion. Now, there's a woman literally packed to the rafters with her denial of the simple fact that the policy she's gurgling on about doesn't freakin' work, and unless chaining some horny teenager to a radiator is part of an abstinence-only education, I really don't think it will ever work.

Still, Wendy Wright is a peach to look at... I can picture her loaded up on Xanax and Prozac and singing in the kitchen while baking pies and cookies for her precious, planned brood like a fine, submissive, Christian broad with a saccharine smile plastered upon her well-medicated face.

Still, I think this is an interesting discussion, nonetheless.

-DP

--
Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 12/20/2007 02:01:00 PM

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] No... Really?!?

This morning, I was reading this article, and it just stunned me...

Study: Insured Cancer Patients Do Better
By MIKE STOBBE, Associated Press
Posted: 2007-12-20 00:27:15

ATLANTA (AP) - Uninsured cancer patients are nearly twice as likely to die within five years as those with private coverage, according to the first national study of its kind and one that sheds light on troubling health care obstacles.

People without health insurance are less likely to get recommended cancer screening tests, the study also found, confirming earlier research. And when these patients finally do get diagnosed, their cancer is likely to have spread.

The research by scientists with the American Cancer Society offers important context for the national discussion about health care reform, experts say - even though the uninsured are believed to account for just a fraction of U.S. cancer deaths. An Associated Press analysis suggests it is around 4 percent.

Those dealing with cancer and inadequate insurance weren't surprised by the findings.

"I would just like for something to be done to help someone else, so they don't have to go through what we went through," said Peggy Hicks, a Florida woman whose husband died in August from colon cancer.
Now, what was amazing to me is that some pointy head somewhere actually got paid to do this study when the whole thesis is not at all different from someone doing study to find out if it's true that people get wet when they stand in the rain. In other words, why waste your fucking time studying the obvious?

The fact is, the oxy-moronic American health care system is essentially a death sentence, and America is certainly no place to ever get sick.

Anyway, this whole article reminded me of my friend's son Drew. He and I weren't particularly close, but his story is a great example of everything that is wrong with American medicine.

Drew went to college, graduated college, and shortly after graduation, he was diagnosed with colon cancer and was dead within two years in spite of the fact that his doctors supposedly "caught it early."

Drew's biggest mistake, much like mine, was to go to college in pursuit of an education rather than get a garden-variety job with insurance. And, the funny thing is, people seem to have this notion that the reason why college kids don't have insurance is because they somehow believe they are young and invincible.

That's complete and utter bullshit, and should someone ever say that to you, do humanity a favor and throat punch the moron saying it.

The fact is, when kids start college, they are usually still covered by their parents' policy. However, I believe when a person turns 19, usually that insurance runs out, and while the kid is still in school paying for things like tuition, food, rent, and books, there is simply no way for a college student to be capable of affording insurance let alone finding enough time to work a decent full-time job so as to get any sort of coverage.

So, it's a crap game, and it's a gamble that some students (like Drew and myself) sometimes lose.

Now, I think things have improved for students to some extent as a result of some diligent little advocates, but they've not gotten to the point where I would ever actually endorse parents send their children to college unless those parents are also willing to pay out of pocket for some level of coverage. After all, if your child is diagnosed with cancer or some other chronic illness without insurance, the odds of you ever again being able to find affordable coverage are a cold, dead zero.

Oh yeah... And even if you do have coverage, there's still no guarantee that the insurance company won't drop you like a hot potato or do what they can to defraud the population by pretending to be qualified physicians and dictate your course of treatment in spite of those who actually know what they're talking about.

So, as for this study, I think those behind it should be slapped repeatedly while 47 million Americans shout "no shit, asshole. Stop the fucking studies and do something!"

Unfortunately, I believe this problem is something that will have to get much worse before it gets better. However, if it pisses you off that some insane terrorists killed a few thousand people some years back for no other reason than to scare our nation stupid (which they did quite successfully, unfortunately), shouldn't it piss you off more to think that there are almost 50 million Americans out there who, if they get sick, will probably be killed due to medical neglect as a result of the greed of just a handful of their fellow American citizens?

To hopefully drive this point home, let me once again drag out the body of my dead friend Drew...

His father, Walter, has great insurance. He's worked in a factory all his life, and he's covered for just about anything, I think. In fact, when he was diagnosed with colon cancer many years ago, his doctors were allowed to do whatever they could to save his life, and they succeeded, and he's been cancer free and back at work ever since.

Imagine, now, in this day-and-age, after the myriad of amazing advancements that have been made in combating cancer, how difficult it must have been for Walter to watch his twenty-five-year-old son die of the same disease he himself had beaten many years previous at a time when cancer was still a death sentence.

I'll let that sink in.

And, with that, I think I'll end my rambling rant and wrap up this babblefest. As for this pointless study by Elizabeth Ward, I think the only question 16% of Americans have is "So what? Are you going to get off your dead ass and do anything to help, or are you just patting yourself on the back feeling proud of yourself for wasting everyone's time and money to actually find out what everyone already knew?"

-DP

--
Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 12/20/2007 09:45:00 AM

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Rookies...


I mean, seriously, if you're going to burn evidence, you really need to do it outdoors in an out of the way place, and you need to burn small batches at a time.

Blazing up large amounts of whatever you're trying get rid of in one of America's historical landmarks is not the way to do it.
Fire hits building next door to White House

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Firefighters battled thick smoke and flames Wednesday inside the historic Eisenhower Executive Office Building, next door to the White House, which houses the vice president's ceremonial offices. (full story)

Man... I'd expect more professionalism and a quality evidence burn from America's spooks. Didn't we learn anything from Watergate?

-DP


--

Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 12/19/2007 09:44:00 AM

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Headline of the Week...

There's no topping this one:
Chinese ladies like it in the ice hole

Yes. I too am now looking forward to the Beijing Olympics.

-DP

--
Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 12/19/2007 08:43:00 AM

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Mid-Week Madness...

Sorry about the previous blank post. Who knew that the combination of the "Ctrl" button and the letter "P" would lead to such chaos?

Let's see, now...

It's Wednesday, and so far it's shaping up to be a promising day of sorts. The big news is that, hopefully, sometime this afternoon, I will be able to trot over to my neighborhood pharmacy to pick up an epi-pen filled with Enbrel to make these insufferable aches vanish. Unfortunately, I've not gotten any yet, so, insofar as I'd like to say things are better, they really aren't.

Now, I'm a little shaky about giving myself a shot of anything because, not only have I never done such a thing, I'm also a glaring pussy who tends to whimper every time a sharp object is pointed in my general direction. Perhaps it would have helped if I'd hung out with the cutter-crowd in high-school?

But, soon... Oh... So... Soon... And, I'm definitely looking forward to it.

As for other news, well... It's 8:30-ish in the freakin' morning, people! Not much has happened yet. I mean, I did spill some coffee and tripped over the cat, but that's an all-too-common occurrence that I go through pretty much every morning so long as my deaf-cat and my obviously right-handed coffee maker still breathe.

However, that usual mess is how I know that I'm awake. After all, if a morning comes where there isn't coffee dribbled all over the countertop, and the cat isn't looking at me like Dude? WTF?!?, then I know I'm definitely dreaming.

Well, it's clearly time for me to go and try to wake myself up.

-DP



--
Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 12/19/2007 07:57:00 AM

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] I'm Not Pointing Fingers...

But, I would like to ask you what some of you as to your whereabouts this past weekend:
Cops: Woman Groped Mall Santa Claus
Conn. Woman Charged With Sexual Assault While Sitting On St. Nick's Lap

(CBS/AP) A woman was charged with sexual assault after allegedly groping Santa Claus at a shopping mall. (Full story)
Hmm... Now, I did read something a while ago about a strange fetish certain folks have toward the Big Jolly One, and I just scratched my noggin and chalked it up to people just being people. After all, people are capable of getting turned on by the craziest of things, and I'm pretty sure that we all have some sort of element of instant arousal tucked away in some little passionate place in our hearts.

For example, I once (and only once) dated a girl in college who was insanely turned on by Sesame Street characters. That was way more than I could handle, and that fetish didn't mesh well with my lifestyle at the time. After all, it was the height of the Tickle-Me-Elmo craze, and to me, those obnoxious sock puppets were nothing more than objects to torture and destroy (preferably with fire).

Then there's the Girlfriend/Ex-Girlfriend... From what I've been able to gather, her greatest turn on is blue jeans. And, fortunately for me, I also like wearing jeans. I like that. It's simple, and it's not a very difficult thing to appeal to her.

Now, I'd probably run screaming if she said "Dan, I looooove Santa Claus. I want you to dress up like Santa, and I don't care if it's one hundred degrees in August. If you love me, you'll risk the heat exhaustion and a potentially fatal cardiac event by dressing yourself up in Polar wear."

What can I say? I'm selfish. I've got limits.


-DP

--
Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 12/18/2007 11:13:00 AM