Thursday, October 4, 2007

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Remember the Apple?


Not the greatest of pictures, but I'll see if I can't get outside later today to snap a better photo of the rotten apple that still remains glued to the leaf.

It's gotten really ratty looking, and when I took this picture, it was wickedly windy and a little tough to capture with my feeble skills.

-DP


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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 10/04/2007 09:03:00 AM

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] DeafCat Approves..


-DP


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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 10/04/2007 08:58:00 AM

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] My Kind of Warning...


Hmm...

I think that would keep some pesky people from knocking on my door, don't you?

Of course, I'd aim for just a little more realism, and I'd probably litter my walkway with a few bones and skulls.

What do you think?

-Dan


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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 10/02/2007 06:38:00 PM

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] And the "Let's Go Clubbing" Jokes Start in ...

Let's get this out of the way, okay?

Tonight, the show Cavemen premiers. I am not excited. In fact, I'm already looking forward to its swift cancellation. I just don't see how anyone could possibly make it funny in any way aside from the predictable jokes about the differences in clubbing between Paleolithic man and today.

The funny thing is, if ABC is so quick to take a couple of characters from a crappy ad campaign and build a sit-com around them, I don't understand why they chose the obnoxious cavemen. You could have tried with the prim and proper gecko. Or, better yet! Give Warren Wallace his own show. After all, "Warren Wallace is made of lightning, and he's a hundred miles away, son, ready to strike."



What can I say? That kid just cracks me up.

-DP

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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 10/02/2007 01:57:00 PM

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Just messing around, again...



The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind

Pay no attention to this...

Nothing to see here...

Move along people...




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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 10/02/2007 11:16:00 AM

Monday, October 1, 2007

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] These Days...


Freakin' toasters...

Next, they'll be wanting to go union.

Anyway, today is certainly one of those really odd days where my head just doesn't seem to be in the proverbial game of Life, and rather than plod my way through the book I'm currently trying to write, I'm just sort of dorkin' around getting absolutely nothing done.

In a way, it kind of feels nice.

Then again, there's a mountain of guilt piling up since I really would love to have this novel finished, tidied up, smashed through the presses and available for all the world to read. I think it's a reasonably decent book, but it's severely lacking in a few places, and it's driving me batty and dicing my brain into cute little nuggets of gray matter as I now sit and try to figure out just how to make it better.

Yeah. It's tedious.

Then again, playing around on the internetties lets me find and post silly pictures like the one here. It's a poor, out-of-work Cylon. I feel for the poor appliance, but from what I've been able to gather about the upcoming, and final, Battlestar Galactica season, they're going to be incorporating these old-school centurions in little flashback blurbs here and there. It should be funny. And, I really hope these flashbacks also contain the old suede jackets the viper-jockeys used to wear. Those were some damn, snazzy buckles, after all, and in terms of late 70's fashion, they totally smoked the Members Only crowd.

Anyway, I actually caught the new Bionic Woman opener, and for those of you who watch BSG (that's the acronym the geeks use, ya know), I saw a whole heap of familiar faces. So far, I think I've spotted Katee Sackoff, Mark Sheppard, and Aaron Douglas (there's also Leela Savasta, but we won't talk about her yet).

Nonetheless, if I'm even slightly left to wonder what the hell happened to the poor, lost refugees once Battlestar Galactica comes to an end, I can always just imagine that, after finding their way to earth, they inevitably were absorbed by the mad-scientists of the 21st Century underground cyborg community, and, thus, the vicious circle begins anew, and it's only a matter of time before the toasters take over again, and we're all packed on spaceships to flee for our miserable lives.

As for the show itself, the Bionic Woman is somewhat lacking in depth, and it's pretty damn predictable. Granted, it's only aired one episode; however, it doesn't seem to sway very far from anyone's expectations, and I hardly doubt it will bring the sort of mind-blowing surprises the remake of Battlestar brought to those of us who refuse to grow up and remember the original (QED). And, though it's got a lot of potential to be a great show, I think Bionic Woman will simply become a parody of the original. In fact, unless they do something drastic to distance itself from its predecessor, I think it's inevitable.

Ah well... This is just me being a geek on an off day. Personally, instead of the Bionic Woman, and since we're rehashing crappy shows from the 70's, I think they should have remade Space: 1999 or, even better, a version of Buck Rogers set in a brutal and biting dystopic future free from dumb-ass pet robots, bird-people, Gary Coleman and mylar unitards (save for whomever replaces Erin Grey).

-DP





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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 10/01/2007 01:49:00 PM

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Some Days It's Hard to Care...

But, I do.

No. Seriously. I do care.

For example, after watching Paris Hilton get hounded, humiliated, and pretty much berated on David Letterman, I just can't shake the feeling that Dave may have, in fact, gone a hare's breath too far in his mockery of a woman who, I feel, deserves at least one last chance to put her past behind her, grow up and maybe steer her life in a more mature direction. However, fortunately, it wasn't a full-blown flogging of a vapid wannabe starlet, and Dave did manage to turn the interview around with his usual adolescent antics which everyone has come to know and love.



Still, I just can't help but shake this annoying feeling that Paris should be treated like a human being and not something to hold up and humiliate on a daily basis. Yes. She's an idiot. She's a moron. She's an empty twit with an empty life. But, it seems she's honestly trying, and to me, that does earn at least a small measure of respect. Most of all, I find myself genuinely curious to see what this glitter-clawed-monster will turn into a decade down the road.

Of course, I still can not stand Paris Hilton, and I wish she would fade into some sort of obscurity so humanity isn't forced to listen to her inane and empty nonsense. But, in the interview, she evoked a certain sense of pity in me, and I just found myself wanting to hear her say "Yes. I fucked up. Get over it, and let me live my life. If I screw up again and do or say something stupid, then we can all have another nice laugh at my expense. Until then, I'm just trying to do my best." And, even David Letterman seemed to be somewhat embarrassed at ridiculing her, and toward the end there, even he seemed to say "enough is enough."

I suppose she deserves an opportunity to become the person she wants to be without the unwarranted criticism and mockery of a past which I'm certain she, above anyone else, wants to put behind her and move on in the only way she knows how. In the interview, she just strikes me as a woman who has realized (or is starting to realize) the lack of her talents, and she has stopped listening to those who've hoisted her up on this pedestal where talent is expected. However, her only talent is being beautiful, and I think she's starting to understand that's all she has and how dreadfully empty it is. In a way, it's kind of sad to watch.

Aside from that, I never thought I'd find myself saying anything positive or encouraging about Paris Hilton, but I just find myself feeling sorry for her. She really has nothing to fall back upon, and that's got to be kind of scary. But, she seems to really want to be more than just another mousy heiress with a pretty face, and I can respect that. Granted, I don't like her, but it would be nice to see her do something with her life, wouldn't it?

Then again, I may just be bored witless with hearing about all her failures, and it'd be nice to hear about this woman doing something good for once, don't you think?

-DP

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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 10/01/2007 09:44:00 AM