Saturday, September 8, 2007

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] The Inhuman and Incompetent Daniel Cooper...

I don't know how to begin this.

I can't even wrap my mind around the disgust, rage and absolute shame I feel to even consider myself a citizen of a nation which would willingly permit such negligence. One thing is clear, however, Daniel Cooper is a clear example of everything that is wrong with America.

For years, I've been chastised for not supporting this illegal and unjust war in Iraq. I've been scolded by cave-dwelling, uneducated, pseudo-patriotic, troglodytes who've taken my lack of support for Bush's mad Iraqi crusade as a confused example that I somehow don't support our nation's troops. It's as if to them, the war and our troops are somehow one in the same. And, it is wildly irrational and erroneous to connect the two. It's as if, in their tiny, dysfunctional minds, if you dislike meatloaf, you are also somehow anti-fork and knife. And, it is damn frustrating swatting these pestilent little insects away as I try to voice my outrage at a war which everyone knew was built upon false pretenses.

In other words, getting beyond that immense wall of stupid to address the reality of it all is a chore in and upon itself.

However, to accuse me of not supporting the troops is criminal. I support the troops enough to want to see them brought home safely. Today! Daniel Cooper, the undersecretary for benefits at the Department of Veterans' Affairs does not. And, he clearly can not be bothered to either care for or support, in any way, the growing number of broken bodies returning to our nation from this horribly unjust and illegal war.
Cooper says of his Bible study, "it's not really about carving out time, it really is a matter of saying what is important. And since that's more important than doing the job -- the job's going to be there, whether I'm there or not."
Under Cooper, the numbers have become staggering:
Since Cooper was appointed the head of the Veterans Benefits Administration, the number of veterans waiting on their disability claims has increased dramatically, from 325,000 in 2002 to 600,000 today.

On average, a U.S. war veteran must wait six months for an answer to their application. If a vet decides to appeal a denial, the process often drags on as long as three years.

In addition, Veterans Administration hospitals, clinics and counseling centres report that more than 52,000 Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans were diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). But under Cooper's leadership, only 19,000 of those veterans were approved for service-connected disability compensation for PTSD, a significant discrepancy.
Yes. That's right. This delusional bastard is too busy scouring his Bible, proselytizing and trying recruit people into his irrelevant religion to actually do his job. Our soldiers' needs remain neglected while this irrational fool hides in his Bible. He should be shot for this sort of treason in my opinion.

Now --and I'm certain I'll get the email for this--, serving your nation is the highest form of patriotism. However, in light of Daniel Cooper's glaring neglect of our troops, the end of a soldier's tour of duty is met with such incompetence that I am simply left to wonder why in the hell would anyone want to serve in the first place? What kind of so-called "Christian" would willingly neglect the pain and suffering of these broken soldiers in favor of his pathetic Bible study?

These morons call this a Christian nation. They've rewritten our nation's history to accommodate such. And now, reality be damned, the feeble pandering to a worthless figment has driven Daniel Cooper to commit perhaps the greatest crime imaginable --apathy toward our nation's heroes. Our children. Our citizens who have fought to protect us.

Keep that in mind the next time a recruiter calls and begs for you to join.

Now, the abridged version for the mushy-headed delusion nitwits out there who can't understand this, please allow me to present the following hypothetical to demonstrate the hazards presented here:
Your children are starving. However, rather than getting a job, you remain at home reading your Bible. Do your children survive?
-DP

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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 9/08/2007 05:21:00 AM

Thursday, September 6, 2007

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Quarantined.



*cough*
*hack*
*wheeeeze..."

I'm sick today folks. I think it's Ebola. Don't worry though, it's a cute, plushy virus.

Anyway, if I don't pull though, who wants my stuff?

So far, I think my vast collection of faux gold chains and polyester leisure suits is going to Paul, but I've still got lots left.

-DP

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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 9/06/2007 11:33:00 AM

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] A PSA (of sorts).

BoingBoing's Xeni Jardin blurbed about it.

Dwight Silverman wrote about it.

Jay Lee was nailed by it.

What is it?

It's called Quechup, and it's a new social networking site which seems to employ a very special kind of internet asshattery in fetching new members. If you accept the invitation, it will spam everyone in your address book. Do yourself a favor and simply delete the invitations.

So far today, I've gotten a little over a dozen of these things in my inbox, and I expect there may be more on the way.

Consider it a handy little heads-up, okay?

Oh. And if you do sign up for Quechup, do your friends a favor and empty your address book before doing so (or, at least remove ME from the list). After all, you may wind up like this poor guy who found his gmail account suspended as a result of Quechup's temerity.

-DP

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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 9/04/2007 08:58:00 AM

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Me... Me... Me...


HowManyOfMe.com
LogoThere are
3
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Well... Now that's not a lot. And really, to be truly unique, I'd only be looking at two counts of murder. That's not so bad, is it?

After all, there can be only one!

-Dan

Thanks Emily Morkengugelfritzen.


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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 9/04/2007 08:00:00 AM

Monday, September 3, 2007

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Labor Day!

Happy Labor Day to all the laborers out there. I do hope you have the day off. Grab something cold to drink, put your feet up, and do try to enjoy the last precious rays of summer.

As for me, I'm off the rest of the day. There's a fire in the back yard and a pile of meat that's not going to cook itself, unfortunately.

Have a great day!

-DP

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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 9/03/2007 01:25:00 PM

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] What the...?!?

I suppose this could be seen as proof that our president is a delusional little wreck:

[I]n an interview with a book author in the Oval Office one day last December, [Bush] daydreamed about the next phase of his life, when his time will be his own.

First, Mr. Bush said, “I’ll give some speeches, just to replenish the ol’ coffers.” With assets that have been estimated as high as nearly $21 million, Mr. Bush added, “I don’t know what my dad gets — it’s more than 50-75” thousand dollars a speech, and “Clinton’s making a lot of money.”

Then he said, “We’ll have a nice place in Dallas,” where he will be running what he called “a fantastic Freedom Institute” promoting democracy around the world. But he added, “I can just envision getting in the car, getting bored, going down to the ranch.” (full story)

Seriously? He's actually going into public speaking? That's damn funny.

That should go delightfully well, I imagine. I mean, Bush's speaking style consists of two things: a collection of terrorizing platitudes and sound bites. And, an almost endless stream of prattling, incoherent gibberish which appeals to no one other than those with the least active minds in our society.

In short, only the equally delusional who ignore the litany our nation's crises and somehow still manage to believe that America is the greatest nation in the world, are the only ones who will be listening to the endless chest-thumping nonsense George Bush has to say.

Does he honestly believe anyone will care what his opinions are once he's no longer president? He's killed a lot of people as a result of his bungling and incompetence. More than two-thirds of the country dislike the man. And, as Rudy Giuliani proves, people no longer care to hear an empty rehashing of 9-11 for the sole purpose of polishing one's image.

Seriously. I don't think anyone will care to hear what Dubya has to say once we are no longer required to listen. In fact, most people have already tuned him out and are just hoping he doesn't drag us further into war in the remaining days of his dreadful, treasonous presidency.

-DP

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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 9/03/2007 10:59:00 AM

Sunday, September 2, 2007

[The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind] Xenu Rules!


Apparently, for some odd reason, I am getting a ton of people dropping in from Scalzi's AOL blog where I left the following comment on this entry:
Hey! I embrace my orange jumpsuit. You will too when Xenu returns.

-Dan
http://thewisdomofadistractedmind.blogspot.com/

P.S. I still want my damn flying car!
#1 Comment from dpoem - 8/31/07 1:37 PM
Now, if you're dropping in, do take a moment to say hello and introduce yourselves. We're all friends here.

On the other hand, if you're looking for Xenu, he's not here. He, Travolta and Tommy Cruise are flying their space planes and dropping people in volcanoes. Apparently, it's good for the theta, I guess.

And, on the other, other hand, if you're a Scientologist coming to complain about me picking on your religion, well... tough. You shouldn't have joined a freakin' cult in the first place.

Anywho... Say hello.

We now return to a regularly scheduled Sunday laziness.

-DP

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Posted By Dan to The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind at 9/02/2007 04:13:00 PM